11.21.2013

it's been a year.

ham and juje.

it's been a year since anyone wrote on this thing.  what's up with that.

i don't have anything particularly exciting to say today, but i did find these funny memes today.  enjoy.



even the sun sets in paradise,
saraby

9.29.2012

do you remember?

ham and juje.  tonight i feel perplexed.  

i've decided having a good people memory isn't always a good thing.  in fact, sometimes people think you're a downright CREEP.  case in point.  tonight.  jenele and i are at the football game.  about halfway through the first quarter this guy comes to stand by us. we both recognized him as a kid from our ward.  a very attractive kid, i might add.  he was there to chill with the group of girls next to us.  we both mumbled to each other, "isn't that so and so from our fhe group?"  and decided we should say hello to him, but never found a good opportunity.  finally at HALFTIME (after a good half hour of standing there in awkward silence... haa...) I leaned over and the following conversation ensued: 
me: aren't you in our ward?  
him: *weird look of confusion*.. uh... maybe? i dunno... *shifty eyes*
me: yeah, i think we're in the same fhe group...
him: uh... oh really?  *looking uncomfortable* 
me: *wondering why i was even bothering... and holy cow this is so awkward...* do you live on darwin?  
him: uh... yeah... 
me: yeah, we played tug-o-war last week!  
him: oh!  yeah.  sorry i don't recognize you.  
me: *thinking really??  we have like 7 people in our fhe family.. wow... dense..* have you been standing here long? 
him: (misheard me) nah, i've been living there since august.  i transferred from the u and decided to move here after my mission.  
me: *chuckling inside and trying to find a way out* oh cool... why did you transfer?  
him: *stifled explanation* have you been living here long? 
me: no... *turn around and laugh to myself...* 

i should've never bothered. 

a similar thing happened last week at the ice skating rink when i ran into a kid that i knew 2 years ago through my friend meagan.  we hung out a few times even, AND we are facebook friends (not that that means a lot, but still...)  we were sitting there taking his skates off, and i made conversation with him and asked if his name was jake.  i was like, "i think i know you..." and i even knew exactly how i knew him... he didn't remember me or the girl meagan that we were friends with.  i told him we were even facebook friends and he didn't believe me.  so right then i pulled up his page and showed him.  he was so surprised and embarrassed he didn't remember me.  

sheesh, why do i EVEN bother?!  

oh well, i guess even the sun sets in paradise.  
confusingly yours, sarby.  


9.09.2012

we never woke up for the sunrise

ham and juje,

today in church we listened to the royalty speak again.  same talks.  remember how they had to wear matching outfits?  is that a requirement for fighting for world peace?  bah.  i was never into the pageant scene.  sister ehlert told me they have had 52 speaking engagements this summer! BAH!  can you believe it?  giving the same talk 52 times!!  geez.

in other news, today is grandparents day.  happy grandparents day.  you'll be grandparents one day.  oh!  we'll be aunts soon!  woo!  that's kinda like grandparent... or not...

it's been the best sunday.  i won't bore you with details why, but i just love sundays and today was no exception.  we had panqueques for dinner, which was just the icing on the cake.

taylor olson has a new cover out - good time.  you can look it up on the good old bookface.  or youtube: taysings.

'member how no one writes on this blog anymore?  lame.  repent.  change that.  i need to hear from you.  even though i saw you yesterday and will see you again in... 3 days... ha ha "just can't get enough".

the big question is: who's gonna give up their U of U - BYU ticket to moi?  pray about it.

back to class tomorrow, after all, even the sun sets in paradise.

saraby.

8.24.2012

Dear Hanby and Sarby,
     Really soon schools going to start! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSOUNDTHEALARM!!
Crazy right?
Sarby you are going to be leaving us for a whole semester starting next week and we'll never see you again (except for the next week, and the week after that, and the next week after that, and the week of Laci's baby shower, and Thanksgiving, and Christmas, and my half-birthday [which you should be present for Sarby]) HAHA! :) just joking we'll see you all the time. iCHAT!
   And Hanby you are going to be starting your second year of High School! CRA-ZAY!
   I 'm going to Jr high if you are wondering! 
                                          I am telling you this because I think you will forget tomorrow. Why do I think that you will forget this tomorrow? Because you forgot yesterday.
                                            <3 JUJY
P.S. i dont see why we need to go to scool aniwais whho nedes to now how to use gramer and spel and use puntuarion




P.S That said (i dont see why we need to go to school anyways who needs to know how to use grammar and spell and use punctuation?

P.S.S. If you couldn't read that good for you

6.26.2012

why would you leave the stage in the middle of the song?

dear ham,

juje has left us for the week.  you will be leaving me for the rest of the week.  i just got back from leaving you from the previous part of this week.  today when i was babysitting, mae kept calling mcdonalds "hotdonalds" and the trampoline the "jumpoline".  when gwennie lost the race and ava called her litle miss snooty, she said, "i'm not a smoothie!"  i. love. kids.  let the olympics begin.  boom. loves.

even the sun sets in paradise,

saraby.  that's shambay to you.

ps. new boyfriend?


6.11.2012

"If barbie is so popular.. why do you have to buy her friends?"

Dear sarby and jujy:

ok. so i know that i just posted yesterday.. but i had to share this.. So i saw this on facebook. it says "1 in 5 kids in the U.S. face hunger.. #Childhunger.."

When i first saw this.. i thought: 1. I'm hungry. 2. I'm pretty sure that every kid (all five of them in every five) face hunger every day.. i know i do :)  3. it says: Child hunger ends here.com.. yes well i don't think that you can END all children's unquenchable stomachs that are always wanting more and more.. food. :) 4. did you notice that he has written it on a paper plate? and that his nails are dirty.. face unshaven.. does it scream... HOMELESS to you? not that all homeless people look like that.. cuz they don't.. but they paper plate thing.. maybe he is hungry. maybe he needs to end hunger for himself :)
no offense to the.. "fundraiser" thing though. i mean, i'm sure it's a great association. because there are a lot of hungry underprivileged kids out there. But there are also a lot of hungry regular kids out there :) and unfortunately you can't just END "childhunger".. or can you?

swish.what.a.shame
love
Hamhambitybamflam

6.09.2012

text me maybe...

Dearest Sarby and Jujy. 

As you know.. i have been driving a lot lately.. 
trying to get moi hours in. and it's always interesting to watch what other people do in the car. Shave, eat, text, fold laundry, etc etc. But you know what's even more interesting? I think it's hilarious when people sing in the car. yes it is so very fun. but, you look like a foooool. :) and then the other day i came across this post on facebook. 
A couple weeks ago while i was still in school, my friend and i--in my english class-- were talking about how great life would be if it was like a musical/movie. When a song came on in a restaurant or at the mall and everyone would get up and dance..in sync. imagine it! and then i was thinking about how fun it would be to be in a flash mob... it would be a BLAST! im sad i've never been in one...

swish.what.a.shame.
love,
Hamhambitybamflam

6.08.2012

Zoo Madness! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dear Sarby and Hambie, <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
      Have you ever been to the Utah Zoo when there are a lot of people there? And you are circling the parking lot for ten minutes trying to find a spot before the people in the car in front of you? Well you have never experienced the Zoo Madness that Mom, You(Hambie), and I did! THERE WERE SO MANY CARS!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
There were cars parked on the road below the Zoo(with a police officer ticketing quite a few of them), cars filling the parking lot, cars all the way up the street past the Zoo's parking lot, the upper parking lot filled to capacity with cars, the street leading up to and around the upper parking lot crowded with cars, (go past that) cars up and down the civilian streets, and look up from the upper parking lot and you can see cars and busses filling THIS IS THE PLACE NATIONAL PARK! All of this commotion just over a few Polar Bears! WOW!!!!!!!!!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
                                                  I'm telling you this because you might forget tomorrow. Why do you think that I think that you will forget tomorrow? <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
                                                                            Because you forgot yesterday,<><><><><><><><><><
                                                                                                                             JUJY <><><><><><><>
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<><><><><><><>SIDEWAYS DIAMONDS ARE THE BEST THING EVER<><><><><><><>
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