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Dear Sarby and Hambie,

   While I was practicing the piano, I thought about how funny musical instruments are. Like this one time when mom and dad went to go see Brian Regan live and he did a joke about marching bands.

These are nine pictures of Brian Regan if you don't know what he looks like!

He said, "I mean who came up with a marching band. Some band was probably just practicing their songs and one of the flutes stood up, 'Hey lets do this' and start bouncing around the room. Then the Bassoon and other big instruments have harnesses. You know like  trying to strap them on to their chest and back, 'Hey guys. Wait up! We're not ready yet!'

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I am listening to an awesome song right now. Party Rock Anthem. Nothing compared to We're at a Pay phone when it is bursting the bass in Phyllis. O.K Hannah, do you remember how we were waiting for Dad on Memorial Day and drawing things all over the carrrr!

I do, "Hello! My name is Phyllis!" or, ":) SMILE" HA HA HA

I bet the cars behind us were like, "WHAT DA????"

Or they were wearing this Brian Regan expression (except take out the subtitles and use the ones at the bottom of the picture)

The person in the car behind us is now confused!

Ha Ha

I'm telling you this because you might forget tomorrow. Why do you think that I think that you will forget tomorrow?

Because you forgot yesterday

Jujy.

P.S. did you realize how many "t"s were used in the second to last sentence

"Why do you think that I think that you will forget tomorrow?"

WOW I NEVER REALIZED THAT!

zombie.computer.games.

Dearest Sarby and jujy:

Last night. babysitting. that's always an adventure. ha. so just a few funny things that happened:

-The microwave was broken. as in there was no handle. So the little 3-year-old says to me "my mommy uses a knife to get it open." Me: spent the next five minutes trying to get the microwave open with a knife.  with the little 3-year-old giving me tips. got it open boo-ya!! then after i was done heating up some pizza that went cold... i realized that i had to open it again. fail.

-i was playing mario super bros with the oldest boy.. he's 5. and i died 7 times on every level. that is all.

-so. when i was getting the 3-year-old ready for bed.. the bathroom sink in the basement was broken.. so we used the other basement sink to brush his teeth. and he was like: "ya we can use this sink, it's not broken." oh.. but what's that sound of water dripping. So i open the cupboard below and there is water "pouring" out of the pipes. great. so i had to clean it up. ha. FYI: that sink was broken.

-when all the boys were in bed... i went up stairs and started playing the piano... and their dog comes up and lays on the couch.. and was staring at me while i was playing. So i stopped playing and the dog got up to leave. but then i started playing and she came back.. haha. so i started singing to the dog. it was really.. something. glad no one saw me. :)

babysitting is always an adventure. is there like an age limit for how old you have to be to babysit. last night while i was babysitting, this cute 10 year old girl came around delivering fliers saying that she wanted to babysit. i'm like: TEN YEARS OLD!!! i have babysat kids that were 10 years old. i thought you had to be like 12 or something. maybe not. ha. maybe i will put out a flier that says: 16 and willin to sit on your babies!!!! we'll see who gets more calls. :) just kidding.
i think it's cute that a little girl like that would love kids so much to tend them.. or maybe it's just for the money!!

only two and 1/4 days left of school. :) for me. not for jujy though. and not for you sarby. you just have to workkkkk.. :)

swish.what.a.shame.
love, hamhambitybamflam

this saran wrap smells like rotting lettuce.

dear hamb and juje,

my boss persuaded me to join this "myfitnesspal" ap on the iphone - a place to track your calories and such.  she said it would help me get rid of the canadian chub chub.  so i started it last week.  i did it for like, 2 days, then forgot about it.  i logged on yesterday and this is the greeting i get:

and that was posted 1 week ago. reminded me of the wii fit.  remember when we got it for christmas and were so motivated about it, then after like a week stopped doing it for a while?  when i logged back on, my mii was chubbier and they chastised me for not logging on forever.  technology.

mom was telling me about this lady that weighs like 700 pounds and is still trying to gain.  she loves being fat.  said the bigger she is the happier she is.  WOW.  'member how in the olden days being fat and pale was a sign of wealth?  she was born in the wrong time, methinks.

on the bright side i fell asleep to a rainstorm last night.  didn't have any nightmares about creepy stalker boy, and i'm going to provo tonight.  just can't get away.  found this gem though:

all hail aggies.  thanks, tavin, for letting me borrow this picture.  also, did you check out the google homepage yesterday?  sweeeeeeet.  

i better go eat dinner.  my stomach is screaming.  

even the sun sets in paradise, sarby.  

p.s. jujy, i feel like this is something you might do sometime: 

sponges and sniffles...

Dear Sarby and Jugie..

jugie.. did you mean to imply that i have a large head? is that why you think i have a large brain. bah. i had no idea that you had such thoughts about me :)

today we cleaned our lockers out at school. next to my locker is one shared by some girls. while cleaning theirs out, they dropped a vase. yes. a glass vase. which shattered everywhere. i mean.. wha.. who keeps a glass vase in their locker?!? has me baffled. if you know why.. please share.

also today, i was in art and we were using these sponges on a project. when i squeezed the water out, it accidentally went flying across the room. great. Luckily, no one got hit. oh, and there's always great moment when you accidentally chuck your pencil across the room. the best part about that is you get to get up in front of your whole class and pick it up! GREAT! thats not awkward at all...

MAIN EVENT OF THE DAY: was that i had and still have: a cold. my mission at school? was: to navigate the location of the kleenex boxes in every class. i probably used more than 100 tissues today. those poor snot rags. yes. i hate have a cold. it really really stinks. (ironic.. i can't smell.) but still. in math, there were no tissues. it was though a terrible feeling of.. loss and emptiness that came over me. ah! it worked out though cuz i keep an extra 50 in my backpack, just in case somethin like this happens.

why do they call them colds. my nose definitely isn't cold. it's now burnin from all the nose blowin that happened today. what genius came up with that name? it's interesting. if you say.. i am cold then that means... well you are cold. as in you are experiencing arctic feelings. :) but then if you say i HAVE a cold. the definition of that is: runny nose/ stuffed nose, excessive use of tissues, and sore/red nose wounds.  i was thinking about the term "cold" today and got frustrated.. so i decided to call it a sniffle. ha. didn't really work well on the friends.. i blow my nose, then turned to them and said (in english accent.) "i have a sniffle." ha. they were like "whaaa??" A SNIFFLE. come on people. a SNIFFLE!  i guess we could just call it being sick. However, if you tell someone you are sick. they immediately jump away from you and scream "DON'T YOU BREATH ON ME!!" yes. if you are looking to be left alone, just tell people you are sick.

since it is american custom.. i guess i will just say: "i have a cold." bah.

do you ever wonder about these things?

 do. do you.. do you ever ponder these things?

is it just me??

swish.what.a.shame.

amour,

hamhambitybamflam

aWeSoMe WeBsItEs AnD bRaInS!

Dear Sarby and Hambie,
have you ever thought about how AWESOME some websites are? Think about it, really.  I mean who would think about making Facebook(?) -which by the way was invented in Tennessee! Or Google? Did someone's head just pop off his pillow and say, "I know what I'm going to do today! I'm going to invent a website that millions of people will get on every day and look for people and stuff and images and so on!" I mean what kind of human brains think of these things are there strong ones and weak ones?

ONE HUNDRED THIRTY-EIGHT..... ONE HUNDRED THIRTY-NINE..... ONE HUNDRED FORTY!

 Big and small ones? AHHHHHH! What if I have a huge head because my brain is huge? I must go research this on Google! Ha! Ha! Just Kidding. Hey Hambie, I wonder if your brain is bigger than the rest of our family's brains? WOW!  I  just realized how off-subject I just got. Amazing how one thing leads to another, right guys. Like that Brian Reagan joke, "As a boy Adolf Hitler was rejected into Art School. One thing lead to another, and the United States dropped the Atomic Bomb on Japan." WEIRD :0 


                        Share this with your friends or tell anyone. Because you might forget tomorrow. Why do you think I think you'll forget?;
                                                                       because you forgot yesterday,
                                                                                                                            (: JUJY :)

word of the day: BUNGLESOME

Dear Sarbs and Jugie..

what is the point of going to school this week?? all we do is watch movies and watch teachers eat ants. yes, you read that right.

another thing. don't you just hate it when a bug flies right in your face? this happened to me 7 times walking home from school today. Yes. i counted. Don't you? If only you were there. You would have laughed your head off. Why? Because i went to extremes to keep that bug from going up my nose or even touching me.. i was jumping and screaming and waving my arms. yes. no exaggeration there. I really needed the S.W.A.T team there.. literally. to swat those bugs. It probably looked something like this.. yes. so whenever you picture me now, you will think of this picture.. isn't that nice.

that reminds me of the time when my chemistry teacher ate an ant. Yes. he. ATE.AN.ANT. it was crawling on his desk and he picked it up.. and ate it. oh man. that was quite a day.

Do you ever get your words mixed up? for example, the other day i was complaining to my friends that i couldn't do a handcart. you know.. like a handcart. and they were like "What on earth.. is a 'handcart'".. when i realized my stupidity.. :) i said.. "you know, like a combination of a handstand and a cart wheel. HANDCART people!!" haha. no. not cool. or sometimes when i try to say to dad "you are a word twister!!" (as you know he is.) it comes out "you tword wister." yes. i have said that before.

If you remember nothing else today.. just remember this: life.is.bunglesome.yes. read the definition there. :)

swish.what.a.shame.
love,
Hamhambitybamflam

wyoming.

dear ham and jujy,

i like living at home because mom makes me lunch.
today i said to her, "how many 23 year olds do you
know whose mom still makes them lunch?"  reply:
"you know, people make fun of people like you."

thanks mom.

did you hear about the lady who believes in life
after life?  read about her here.

even the sun sets in paradise, saraby.

this is the first post of our newly created fantastic, wonderful, marvelous blog of wonder that will fill you with joy and excitement every time you type 3-at-payphone.blogspot.com into your address bar and read whatever random thing we just posted that day.

we created this blog to keep track of each other.  we live in the same house.  but hey, technology, it's the new big thing.  someone texted us about it the other day: the .com, iEverything, you know what's up.

scrap that paragraph.  really we're 3 sisters that are bffe (best friends for eternity) and feel the payphone will strengthen the bonds of our everlasting love.  tender, right?

there's something you should know about us.  we love awkward.  with a love like the kind of love you have for that user on your facebook whose status update pops up every 2 minutes on your feed and likes everything you post.  i guess it's more like hate.  but hate is a strong word that our mom doesn't like, so let's just call it certain annoyance.  but be what it will, it's there.

so, what we're trying to say is, we text each other when we're in the same room.  we have purple curtains in our living room, and our fat van's name is phyllis.

"it's even harder to picture that you're not here next to me, you say it's too late to make it but is it too late to try?  and in our time that you wasted, all of our bridges burned down."

i've wasted my nights.  love, hambambitybamflam, sarby, and jujymonfrugybaloogycadoogy