5.24.2012

this saran wrap smells like rotting lettuce.

dear hamb and juje,

my boss persuaded me to join this "myfitnesspal" ap on the iphone - a place to track your calories and such.  she said it would help me get rid of the canadian chub chub.  so i started it last week.  i did it for like, 2 days, then forgot about it.  i logged on yesterday and this is the greeting i get:


and that was posted 1 week ago. reminded me of the wii fit.  remember when we got it for christmas and were so motivated about it, then after like a week stopped doing it for a while?  when i logged back on, my mii was chubbier and they chastised me for not logging on forever.  technology.

mom was telling me about this lady that weighs like 700 pounds and is still trying to gain.  she loves being fat.  said the bigger she is the happier she is.  WOW.  'member how in the olden days being fat and pale was a sign of wealth?  she was born in the wrong time, methinks.

on the bright side i fell asleep to a rainstorm last night.  didn't have any nightmares about creepy stalker boy, and i'm going to provo tonight.  just can't get away.  found this gem though:


all hail aggies.  thanks, tavin, for letting me borrow this picture.  also, did you check out the google homepage yesterday?  sweeeeeeet.  

i better go eat dinner.  my stomach is screaming.  

even the sun sets in paradise, sarby.  

p.s. jujy, i feel like this is something you might do sometime: 



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