5.23.2012

sponges and sniffles...

Dear Sarby and Jugie..

jugie.. did you mean to imply that i have a large head? is that why you think i have a large brain. bah. i had no idea that you had such thoughts about me :)

today we cleaned our lockers out at school. next to my locker is one shared by some girls. while cleaning theirs out, they dropped a vase. yes. a glass vase. which shattered everywhere. i mean.. wha.. who keeps a glass vase in their locker?!? has me baffled. if you know why.. please share.

also today, i was in art and we were using these sponges on a project. when i squeezed the water out, it accidentally went flying across the room. great. Luckily, no one got hit. oh, and there's always great moment when you accidentally chuck your pencil across the room. the best part about that is you get to get up in front of your whole class and pick it up! GREAT! thats not awkward at all...

MAIN EVENT OF THE DAY: was that i had and still have: a cold. my mission at school? was: to navigate the location of the kleenex boxes in every class. i probably used more than 100 tissues today. those poor snot rags. yes. i hate have a cold. it really really stinks. (ironic.. i can't smell.) but still. in math, there were no tissues. it was though a terrible feeling of.. loss and emptiness that came over me. ah! it worked out though cuz i keep an extra 50 in my backpack, just in case somethin like this happens.
why do they call them colds. my nose definitely isn't cold. it's now burnin from all the nose blowin that happened today. what genius came up with that name? it's interesting. if you say.. i am cold then that means... well you are cold. as in you are experiencing arctic feelings. :) but then if you say i HAVE a cold. the definition of that is: runny nose/ stuffed nose, excessive use of tissues, and sore/red nose wounds.  i was thinking about the term "cold" today and got frustrated.. so i decided to call it a sniffle. ha. didn't really work well on the friends.. i blow my nose, then turned to them and said (in english accent.) "i have a sniffle." ha. they were like "whaaa??" A SNIFFLE. come on people. a SNIFFLE!  i guess we could just call it being sick. However, if you tell someone you are sick. they immediately jump away from you and scream "DON'T YOU BREATH ON ME!!" yes. if you are looking to be left alone, just tell people you are sick.
since it is american custom.. i guess i will just say: "i have a cold." bah.

do you ever wonder about these things?
 do. do you.. do you ever ponder these things?
is it just me??

swish.what.a.shame.
amour,
hamhambitybamflam

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