Dear Sarbs and Jugie..
what is the point of going to school this week?? all we do is watch movies and watch teachers eat ants. yes, you read that right.
another thing. don't you just hate it when a bug flies right in your face? this happened to me 7 times walking home from school today. Yes. i counted. Don't you? If only you were there. You would have laughed your head off. Why? Because i went to extremes to keep that bug from going up my nose or even touching me.. i was jumping and screaming and waving my arms. yes. no exaggeration there. I really needed the S.W.A.T team there.. literally. to swat those bugs. It probably looked something like this.. yes. so whenever you picture me now, you will think of this picture.. isn't that nice.
that reminds me of the time when my chemistry teacher ate an ant. Yes. he. ATE.AN.ANT. it was crawling on his desk and he picked it up.. and ate it. oh man. that was quite a day.
Do you ever get your words mixed up? for example, the other day i was complaining to my friends that i couldn't do a handcart. you know.. like a handcart. and they were like "What on earth.. is a 'handcart'".. when i realized my stupidity.. :) i said.. "you know, like a combination of a handstand and a cart wheel. HANDCART people!!" haha. no. not cool. or sometimes when i try to say to dad "you are a word twister!!" (as you know he is.) it comes out "you tword wister." yes. i have said that before.
If you remember nothing else today.. just remember this: life.is.bunglesome.yes. read the definition there. :)
swish.what.a.shame.
love,
Hamhambitybamflam
No comments:
Post a Comment